Axis Powers: Hetalia

(just gonna wait 'till some fighting or something =/)

- sits down (wherever soldiers are stationed right now =/) and takes out an ancient-looking knife and starts to polish it -

"Gonna go out. Wanna come?"

-Waves- Hola Spain. Yeah we were, actually. -Still thinking about America-

- watches them walk by for a second, then goes back to cleaning the blade -

"hey Jamaica, you wanna go shoe shopping? I love shoe shopping!"

-shoots hands in air- Shoe shopping!

-Thinks a moment- Well, I don't know..

"Oh but we must! Please?"

*Before she ansers, grabs jer and Italy and quickly walks to a shoe store*

(Spain)

-Looks at Russia- Russia no! We have a war going on for God's sake! If you don't let go this weatherman is predicting a 90 percent chance of shit storm and it's coming right at you!

"But that's not fair! I'm barely 15! I don't even have a permit yet!"

*Whines*

Don't make me do this the hard way.

-Silence, then America takes otu China's wok and smacks it across her temple, knocking her out-

- looks up, then shrugs, putting knife away. gets up then hears a familiar yet annoying screech... the monkey! - when Hector Died, why couldn't he taken the bloody monkey..? - takes out pistol and shoots it before it attacks me - get outta here! - Jack screeches and scurries away -

Like I said, I'm not shopping!

-Jamaica walks down the courtyard, where the Jamaican soldiers are sitting around at-

- looks at the people arguing - i swear we're going to lose this war if Ally leaders keep fighting with each other.. especially female ones... female pirate captains were good though... - notices i'm talking to myself - i've got to stop doing that... 200 years, and you get lonely.

-Keeps walking, watching the soldiers and see sJones- Mind yourself next time if you have a comment. -I keep walking down, watching the soliders as England walks out, talking to me-

o-o *Shrugs and walks around the....place we are at*

-sits down next to Russia- You know, you are pretty young... who put you in this position?

-I keep walking as Britain joins my side-

Britain: I came to ask you something.

-Looks at him- What is it, Arthur?

-Britain loosens his tie, looking a bit nervous- I was going to ask you to-

-He gets cut off by America, who zips infront of him-

America: Hey Jamaica! I was gonna ask if you wanted to go to dinner or something?

W-Well, I'm flattered..

England: Alfred! You're always messing things up! I was about to ask!

-The two start fighting, as I stand there hopeless-

"Oh. Umm, well.. Yes, i'm very young... But some of the Axis countries killed my parents, not knowing of my existence. They thought Russia would fall. But i took over for my parents wehn i turned 14... and now i'm 15..."

-The two continue bickering, as I wave my arms shouting- Hey! Hey!

-The fighting continues and I think of a quick idea, I grab both of their heads slamming their faces together with their lips connecting- I grin as they pull away spitting and coughing with wild looks on their faces, putting my hands on my hips I speak-


Well, that was flattering.

England: Jamaica! That was very unlady like! -He scrubs his tongue with his sleeve in disgust-

America: What the hell! What was that for?!

I'm not to be fought over if you want me to go with you guys so bad, we can just go as a group. I'm good enough for two you know.

(Ohh yeah! Yaoi moment! )

- grins a bit as i see the two men getting hurt by the girl - she's not so bad after all.. - gets up, stretches, and walks around to find something to do -

Oh. I'm sorry for your loss. -looks at the boys arguing- Heh heh..

America: Well...

England: -Scratches his head- I guess it wouldn't be bad.

-Takes both of their hands and races back inside of the World Summit room-

Come on!

-stands up and looks at Russia- I suppose it's time for another meeting, Russia. Let's go. -walks for the World Summit room-

"Alright"

*Gets up and walks to meeting room*