Red vs. Blue

Halo theme, takes place in Blood Gulch, two oposite teams....both teams are dumb assess...but its funny

Red Team:
Sarge: Leader of Red Team, Weapons of choice Shotgun, armor color-Red
Simmons: Smart guy of red team, also is a suck up to Sarge, armor color- Maroon
Lopez: Robot cant speak, later on speaks spanish, Armor color- Brown
Grif: The lazy one, most hated by Sarge, Armor color- Orange
Donut: The gay one on red team, Armor color- Pink
Blue team:
Chruch: leader of blue team, Armor color- Light Blue
Tucker: Pervert, Amror color- Cyan
Caboose: Dumb A**, armor color- Blue
Tex: the Bad A**, she is the most skilled and serious, kicks everyone's A**, Armor color- Black
Shiela: Tank on Blue team, no color, Assualt Vehical
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE JUST SEARCH ON GOOGLE




Team: Red
Person: Grif
Weapon: Assult Rifle

Team: Blue
person: CABOOSE!
Weapons: nothing. But holds an assault rifle for show

(best webshow EVER!)

Team: Blue
Person: Tex
Weapons: o-o I have no idea...

Team:Red
Person:Surge
Weapon:Blaster

( sarge has a shotgun King)

(Surge is his nephew,Custom made)

Team:Red
Person:Sarge
Weapon:Shotgun

(my bad. Reading this on my iPod. Sry)

-Standing next to Simmons on top of red base, looking out over the Gulch-
Simmons: hey you ever wonder why we're here?
-looks at him-
No....i dont wonder at all...
Simmons: No i meant why are we out here in the sun when we could be i nthe shade over there
Oh...yes lets go stand in the shade
-we both walk over to the shade-
Being lazy..

Surge: -walks to Simmons and Grif- Im Surge.

( is this the blood gulch chronicles( seasons 1-5) or the newer ones?(seasons7-9))

(blood gulch)
Who are you exactly?
Simmons: He said he;'s name is surge dumb A**
I knew that

Surge: Im The Nephew of Jacka** Sarge. Well at least i think i am,he told me right?

Simmons: -sniffles- Your Sarge's nephew?
Thats what he just said...dumb A**
Simmons: shut up Grif..i could cry
Why? Becuse someone's here who is more important to Sarge?
Simmins:....no....maybe...Yes!
-runs away into base-
....Kiss ass

(meanwhile at blue base)

Church: - looks through sniper scope at the Red team - damnit! they got a new guy

Tucker: that's not good.... what are they doing?

Church: just talking. that's all they ever do! stop asking that!

Tucker: well i would like to have the sniper every once in a while! - walks away -

Church: Caboose! go see who the new guy is at red base


ok.

Church:... seriously? your just going to go?

...yes.

Church: ok then, go ahead

ok! - starts walking towards the red base -

-looks out to see caboose coming-
Oh crap! we're under attack...... I'll let Sarg and Simmons take care of it, im gonna take a nap

Surge: Your a fucktard like Jackass Uncle Sarge Said.

Your face is a.....fucktard
Simmons: Whats going on?
We're under attack by the blues
Simmons: What? why didn't you tell anyone?
Bescause that seemed like alot of work and sleeping was easier

Sarge: Dont worry Surge. Griff is the jackass of the team. By the way were is that Gay Lady in our team. Donut?

I think Donut died sir
Simmons: No you jack a** we sent him to the store
Well it sounded easier to say hes dead than to remmber what actually happened

Surge: Who? Uncle Sarge i just got here. I dont know anyone hardly


-jump into the Warthog with Sarge and we go to battle-

Huh...that seems like a possibly deadly and dangerous mission that would require my help..... i should help, but it sounds so much better to just stand here and wait
Simmins: -looks at Grif-..... your such a cock-biter, how can you leave our glorious leader to fend for himself?
Glorious? you are such a kiss ass

Sarge: Now Nephew this is what we're gonna do...

-Shiela bombs us-

"SON OF A b****!"

Sarge:SON OF A b****!

-Me and simmons see the explosion and yell together-
Son of a b****!!

-me and Sarge run back-

"WTF Was that?"