Pirates of VMK: RPG

That's the bakehouse. That's where the victims plumit to their doom. Let me show you

-I take him upstairs and puts a sack of coins on the chair-

Observe

-I push down on a foot peddle and the chair completely contorts in a backwards position, opening a trap door that the bag of coins slides down from the chair. A moment later, you hear the clattering of coin hitting brick-

Made this baby meself

-pats the chair as it contorts back into a regular chair-

hmm.. cool, yet evil. so you just let them rot away down there? who cleans up down there?

Ah, that's the trick to it, eh? Follow me

-We go back downstairs and then go to the absement to the bakehouse. I open the door to reveal sharp instruments, a meat grinder, pounders, and a huge oven-

Try to do the math here, mate

... so Jazz is actually making.... lovely..

Not anymore

-closes the door and leads him back upstairs-

Now we're using the salted pork and other meat we have on the ship. We haven't made people into pies for more than 20 years. There were a few complications after I got my revenge on Judge Steel... Yeah...

i see.. so it's safe to eat the pies..?

Aye, mate. It's safe. May not be if we decide to stay in London for a bit longer

ok, good. well that was an interesting tour.. i'm going to grab an pie bc i'm starving. - starts to walk to the kitchen -

-sits down on stool and falls asleep with rum in hands-

-walks into the kitchen, finding Jazz alone, still making pies while everyone else sleeps-

Slow night, love

Jazz: I don't expect anyone comin' into dis show, me dear.

-I laugh- Yer probably right

-looks around to see everyone asleep-

So... we're alone...

-Jazz puts down her roller-

Jazz: Just da two of us

You know what this means...

Jazz: Midnight Stroll through Hyde Park!

Uhh... right!

-puts on my over coat, hands her an umbrella I took from a noble lady at the dinner party, opens the door, and offers my arm-

Madame?

-She smiles, takes my arm, and we walk out into London-

-sits up quickly when i hear the door shut, rubs eyes and walks to the window-
Whats going-
-silences and smiles at Skull and Jazz, walks back to the couch and falls back asleep-

-wakes up with a hangover-oh my head-sees everyones asleep so occupies self by practicing wuith swords more for later attacks on the seas-

-wakes up again-
What is with all the-?!
-sees John and smiles-
Noise..

I run over on a couch and sleep.

sorry thought you were opast out as i was....a canon to my ear couldnt have woke me up

-sits up and runs fingers through my hair, shakes head-
No.. Im a light sleeper. Always have. Ever since i was 3.
Why ya up so late?

bc i was past out for drinking so much...anyway i have a hangover and i need to fight...its the only way i gte rid of them fast

Hmmm.. Well, Ever fight the Captains sister before?
-flips a sword out of a basket and spins it, winks-

id rather not...what if he comes in and sees me..the nw guy ifhgting you

Trust me.
He wont care.
-swings at him-
Come on.
Im his annoying little sister.
Trust me.

ok.,.but i tend to get a little carried away

Doesnt matter.
-laughs and swings at him again-
Im not a helpless little girl, I know my way around swords.

okay then-smiles and starts spinnign swords so fast it looks like a blurry circle and charges at her-ready or not here i come

-smiles, and blocks, spinning one of the swords out of his hand-
Found me.

-startrs doing a barrage of slices and slashes all over