Pirates of VMK: RPG

-The templars begin to close the large doors, but two shots are fired: One from me and one from Jazz. I turn to her as we're running with a smile on my face-

So what're you doin' later?

-She just rolls her eyes and keeps running-

True, we already went down that road

-jumps over the dead templars and falls-

NOW I KNOW WHY WE WENT THROUGH THE BACK!

SPLASH!

-into the moat-

-falls in-
Ahh!
Skull you idiot!
Dont you plan ANYTHING!?!
-climbs out of the moat-

It's beeter to make it up as we go along

-climbs out of the moat, ringing the water out of my hat-

Now I know we should've left ye at the Bride... Would've been alot quieter

-flicks water at him, and rings out hair-
I dont like it there!
-drying self off-

- there's a big explosion, and Will and I fly out of the window, and into the moat and we both laugh - did you see their faces when i throw that bomb at them??!

will: yeah! but, now we're probably the most wanted people in Venice.

-Destiny pops out of the moat, with a frog and lilypad on her head.- -_-.. Don't say anything...

-covers mouth to hold in laughter when i see Destiny-
Okay.. Ms.Lily Pad.

We're not in the clear yet.

-I turn to the crew-

Get to work! Hoist the bridge up! Keep those bastards in their dungeon of a fortress!

-the crew rushes to the bridge levers and controls-

-I slap water at her, then get out, ringing the water off.-

- i swim around in the moat - let 'em come out.. we can take them.. - an arrow misses my head by inches, then swims out - and looks at the Piece of Eden, then puts it in pocket -

Why fight when you can blow up?

-I hold a lit fuse in my hands. A long trail of gunpowder leads back into the Castle as the bridge is closed-

Let me show ya how it's done, boys

-lites the fuse-

-waves and laughs-
Bye Bye Templars

- holds up the Apple so the Templars can see it, and their eyes go wide in horror, bc of the fuse, and that i have the Apple -

-I take out a conductor and flick it on a stone three times. The crew starts to take out instruments. I start them and the fireworks begin-

How Beautiful, is it Not?! HAHAHA!

-playing the 1812 Overture ending-

- looks at him, then looks at the palace -

-The palace explodes in a beautiful inferno. The ramparts and stones are blown away as the 1812 Overture keeps playing. I laugh manically-

-covers head from falling debris-
Im pretty sure standing here, isnt a good idea Skull..

Shh! Don't you see I'm creating life to music?! HAHAHAHA!

-the castle blows itself to Kingdom Come, leaving burning fires and alot of debris. I cut the song off at the end when the dust clears. The crew and Assassins clap. I bow-

-shakes head and rolls eyes-
Wow...

- sakes hands with antonio -

Antonio: I have a few more targets for you.. When u have time, take them down


Aye, I will. And thank you

Ah, another one of me pyrotechnic masterpieces

-looks at the debris and burning remains of the castle-

- grins and looks at the palace - so, what's next?

Aren't ye the one leadin' us on this crusade?

- looks at the Apple - i guess i am.. there are more pieces like this.. in different forms.. combine them all together, and they are called the Truth. if my memory is right, my dad said that the Apple can make you multiply, or make a marrages.. - the Apple glows a little bit, and four Joneses form and i grin - hey look. its me!

O_O Marriage? Ah wait... all me ex-wives wanna kill me so I think I'm gonna take a break on marriage